The time losers corner

When some shit happens. - endless -

2010-07-28T09:21:00.000-07:00

Have you ever found yourselves in a shitty situation without any hope in finding a way to get out of it, ASP? And extra. You have to be the only one responsible for the way things worked out for you, as a result of your stupid, naive choices.

At this point my friends, I'm out of any logical explanation about the way things are within my life. Once I had the impression that I knew who am I, that I'm on my foots, that I have the world in front of me, as my personal playground. I used to be one of those people who we're always unsatisfied about their country, about his co-nationals. And to think that those days I was really thinking that I know all about my place of birth, about my country. God, I was so damn' stupid and confused. It took me only two months in hell - where hell means to leave your home and trade it for another one in a different country - to realize that there's no life the life liven' just for having some fucking social comfort. I mean bigger salary, more money, more and more, but Jesus Christ.. with whatta price, my friends.

Money will not bring you happiness. Because money will only turn you into a slave. And who wants to be a slave? That's the irony and the tragedy of humanity. Even if the slavery was abolished one or two centuries ago, nowadays we all are fuckin' slaves. Everything in our society goes with money. We cannot function without this fuel.

And that's what I did to. I was happy living my life in simple ways, without any luxury, just holding my girlfriend's hand into my hand and backpacking across our mountain paths, back home, each weekend, God damn'it every fuckin' day if I felt that I want to. Instead, I've chosen to bet on a wrong horse, and now I'm feeling that life's not fair, and all that crap bullshit which happens when shit happens.

It's not like I'm crying myself for pity, 'cuz I know and I'm proud enough to be the last one to admit that everybody was right and I was wrong..

Choices I've made.

2010-07-13T09:07:00.000-07:00

One week ago I seen a movie recommended by a good citizen, friend of mine. In the first instance when he told me about the movie, I asked him if is a hollywood production or not. Because I'm sick of all those hollywood craps, where is easy to realise from the beginning how the end is going to be. And usually many of these movies are pure fucking propaganda. New age propaganda of how US&A is the most powerful, most intelligent, the real God chosen nation on the face of Earth. For those who don't know yet, we live on a small, tiny planet in the Solar System, called Earth, also known as Terra. Don't believe everything what you see on tv. Avatar is just a fantasy and Superman doesn't exists. Same with Santa. Sorry for disapointing you.

Let's get back to that movie I saw. It's called Mr. Nobody and it is not a hollywood crap. It is a mixture of canadian and european ideas, which is worst. At least if it was holywood, I could have say just the traditional "It's propaganda!". But was not. The duration of it is what really kills your brain cells. Combined with the mixed stories where the same hero is involved. I don't want to say that their basic idea was bad. The scenario was meant to show you what actually happens when somebody is confronted with a situation without escape and he needs to make a choice. Really, you need balls to do such a movie, based upon such a brilliant idea, and to not bore the audience. They had enough balls and money to do it, but unfortunately, the final result was a two hours motion picture, even worst than the Avatar or the Titanic..

Instead of fucking givin' me the conclusion I was expecting, that there are not bad choices in life 'cuz once you took a decision it means that is the right one because you've already processed all the options in your mind, they're telling me that everything I've experienced in the last two hours happens only in the mind of an eight years kid. Lol. I wasted some precious time of my live just for find out what I already knew? And as bonus, now I'm already wasting your time by you reading what my sick mind created.

Really good people. Do not believe a word of what I'm saying. Please don't take me in serious. Watch Mr. Nobody. And leave a comment here, after you saw it.

The choice is yours.

Naomi Boner wants me.

2010-07-05T03:36:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I feel like I have the need to not use anymore the internet and the computer. The computer made me to be as dumb as a donkey can be. When I was just a kid, in the after '89 Romania, I used to think that you can solve every maths or geometry exercise if you have a computer. Years passed bye and only in my teenage my folks had enough money to buy for me an old second-hand Pentium I. Until then I was able to divide, multiply, count and more using a piece of paper and a pen. But starting from 2000 when the computer got into my life, I slowly loose my skills which I so hardly managed to get during the first years of school.

My first Pentium was weaker than the mobile phone I'm using now a days. At the beginning I didn't had Internet connection and I remember that I was going at Internet Cafe to chat using mIRC. What a big hit in Romania was the mIRC chat software.. Then, slowly but sure everything started to change for me. I was learning everyday something new about the IT world, so the frustrations started to show up: the need of a better proccesor, a larger hard disk, a stronger video board, and the most important, my own home Internet. And I got them all. Am I a happy person now? Or am I just a slave of technology? Right now, I can't imagine a day in my life without using the internet or the PC. At least 10 years passed since I've used a piece of paper & a pen to calculate something. I use my cell phone in order to do quick maths.

And everyday I'm bombarded with spam. Today, I can be the winner of an online lottery, tomorrow a niece of a dead uncle from Africa might contact me to give some money, or a company in the field of penis enlargement can send me their best offer. Or a porn site can send me an invitation to become a member.

Fucking everything on the Internet is contaminated with spam. You wanna' know why? Because spam = money.

Escape to Africa

2010-06-30T04:10:00.000-07:00

Hi there good people. Ok. I said hi to myself because I don't think that this blog has more than two, maybe three lost by google, visitors. But is ok. We have time to grow, and who knows, maybe to develop a small comunity of nice people.

The reason I stopped writing this blog is that I'm having another blog, written in my native language, Romanian. Probably most of you know about Romania just that is the country of Bram Stoker's Dracula epic novel, and the House of the People, mythical huge building of Ceausescu's regime. But from now on, I'm decided to explore more of my writing skills using the English language, and who knows, maybe one day, which I hope to be soon, I'll become as famous like Petru Popescu in USA, or Mircea Eliade and Eugene Ionesco in Europe. Yep, I know, wishful thinking. It's ok. Laugh now, later you'll be sorry..

I choose to leave my Romania life and trade it to a new life, alien experience on the island of Cyprus, the South part of the island, along with the greek-cypriots people which was proven to be a smart choice 'till now. I hope I won't be dissapointed from now on, too.

I'm working in a hotel, very close to the sea shore and the center of Larnaca city. It is a small city, where everybody knows everybody, but during the summer time all the South part of Cyprus atracts thousands of tourists and street pubs and taverns become overcrowded, thing which gives to the whole place a true sensation of holiday and relaxing time.

Here I meet Alex, my coleague from reception, the man who dreams to visit Africa this autumn armed just with a backpack, a cellphone, one netbook, and with a huge amount of ambition. I truly admire his courage to leave his safe, relaxed life for an epic adventure into places that we, the others, are seeing only on National Geographic channel. If you are interested to find more about his plans on traveling around the world, I recommend you to visit his weblog, here.

He also needs some money 'cuz one of his B plans is to repair an old yacht and travel by seas and ocean. In order to do this, he opened a Donations section using PayPal, very easy to find on the left sidebar of his blog.

I can't wait for him to release his first travel novel, because I can bet that is going to be very interesting.

Crazy toilets

2010-04-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

Let's say the shit hits your pants.. and you're seeking for a place to dump "the bag"..

You finally made it, you've find the spot..

Would you still be able to to it? :)

Another sample of a nice toilet floor:

And a nice smoking place:

Well. Enjoy your cigarette!

Street pussy

2010-04-26T01:41:00.000-07:00

(source)
Wtf?!

100 cheesiest movie quotes of all time

2010-04-26T01:27:00.000-07:00

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Recycle. Or maybe you're already doing it.

2010-04-26T00:51:00.000-07:00

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Follow Jesus Christ on twitter

2010-04-26T00:48:00.000-07:00

Follow Him and the gates off the Heaven will be always opened for you. :)

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Amazing voice imitator

2010-04-22T05:35:00.000-07:00

He can do Arnold Schwarzeneger, Robert de Niro, Sylvester Stallone. But I'm always shitting my pants laughin' when he does Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman talking about a carpet.. :)))))

or.. toilet paper.. :))

Josh Robert Thompson, ladies and gentlemans!

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George Carlin. Religion is bullshit.

2010-04-22T05:26:00.000-07:00

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Funny fucking quotes

2010-04-22T05:18:00.000-07:00

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

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Flying saucers for everybody

2010-04-22T02:27:00.000-07:00

1957: Within ten years you may be commuting by plastic saucer, flying from your backyard.

Read more here.

Hitler's Kampf on youtube

2010-04-22T02:18:00.000-07:00

2 or maybe 3 years ago, a hysteria of Hitler parodies based upon one scene from Der Untergang, started to be uploaded on youtube. While the Fuhrer was shouting in German, the subtitle was modified to send comic messages to the viewers.

Seems that the producers of Der Untergang (Constantin Films) decided that it's enough with the parodies and took position:

Hitler, as "Downfall producer" orders a DMCA takedown from Brad Templeton on Vimeo.

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The French Salute

2010-04-21T12:29:00.000-07:00

This is the French Salute, the Romanian way:

Vezi mai multe din Video blog pe 220.ro

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What's a mactard?

2010-04-20T23:33:00.000-07:00

...an Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are ‘better’ than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation. (source)

How much?

2010-04-20T23:18:00.000-07:00

How much do you think this wreck costs?

Find out here.

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Clean up your desktop screen

2010-04-20T23:11:00.000-07:00

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Barack Obama plays golf and wins Nobel prizes

2010-04-20T07:31:00.000-07:00

After reading this sentence you may think that is easy to be Barack Obama. According to the Dailymail.co.uk Obama has played golf 32 times since he took office last year, eight times more than his predecessor George W. Bush did during his entire presidency.

I don't know about you guys but I'd love to see Obama doing his duty as the leader of the powerfull nation that he represents than watching him playing golf. And maybe then he will deserve to win as manny Nobel prizes that he can carry.

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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

2010-04-20T02:49:00.000-07:00

A Richard Gale production via youtube.com

The incredible bitch who has the same face everytime somebody makes her a picture

2010-04-20T02:34:00.001-07:00

Ok. Is possible that this post title could overtake my own record for the longest blog article titles. :)
But.. it 100% worths. Just look at her face:

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Shocking ads collection

2010-04-20T02:22:00.000-07:00

I'm going to show you a couple of ads that really have the power to make you think. It's not just ads, is outrageously brilliant ads. You may be shocked or in the worst case scenario, impressed & entertained.

Voila.

Remember about Iceland volcano eruption that paralised Europe flights?

Does anybody needs a good lubricant?

Or you can watch this commercial:

If you want to see more, just go here.

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Little pumpkin.

2010-04-20T00:48:00.000-07:00

What do you think is happening there?

Is she gonna' blow or is she gonna' blow..

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Hello you world..!

2010-04-20T00:14:00.000-07:00

...now what the "f" word do you expect to see on this "f"word website? Do you want to see the truth? Or maybe the awfull truth? Well, like old Jack used to say.. you can't handle the truth!!

Why time losers? Of course it doesn't sound to English, but who f.ckin' cares? I'm not an englishman and anyway even you're born in anglo-saxon countries, you still don't know to speak your language. So I'll use the most common language for this site: Bad English.

PS. the author of this site is just a simple guy from Eastern Europe.

Enjoy your time here!